What is a drinking cape good for?

[rustynut]

What is a drinking cape good for?

[Groguzzler]

I crafted my drinking cape out an an old bed sheet I stole from a Holiday Inn in fact. I imbued the thin textile with leopard dots with a magic marker found in a dank Stygian tomb. I attend summer classes heralding my proud cloak as my liberal peers raise their eyebrow's to my passing. I work in a greasy wing joint and my cape protects my very sensitive arse from impending boiling oil splashes. I sit down after a long day of school and work -- my drinking cape dripping on the dorm room floor from my much needed hot shower -- I load up AoC -- a devilish smile crosses my face as I brutally vanquish my virtual foes -- I reach over and sip deeply from my cup of Jack on the rocks. Aye -- it's a fine cape -- but it's yet to pay for a drank. Maybe someday. Cheers*