World of Warcraftt Progression Raps YO!

[Passionate]

Aight, I am gunna spit this old skool for yall.


I remember way back when, when WoW was to install,
When my reflexes sucked and vocab didn't have "Lawl"

When the DL was done, I said "What will I get from this game?"
"Will I get bored in a month, or get riches and fame?"

But I didn't think too long, because the DL was complete,
It was now time for leveling, oh what a treat.

The leveling was hard, cuz it was Pre-BC,
and I had no idea what was coming to me.

But now I remember the quests and the mobs,
the time it took leveling, and losing some jobs.

The instances were hard, and the gear was horrific,
"Full set of Valor," now thats F*ckin terrific.

The leveling took effort, time and some heart.
But when I hit 60, it was all about to start.

Cuz this was the time when UBRS was a raid,
Walkin up to The Beast, you were all f*ckin afraid.

But soon, Drak was defeated, so were all of his wh0res,
now time for new place called, Molten Core.

Now this was the place where we would get it on,
B*tches better decurse on first boss, Lucifron.

The next part was easy, from Magmadar to Domo,
but then it was Ragnaros, the Flaming H0mo.

When we got Rag down, it was time for more fire,
to the top of the top of the Blackrock Spire.

Now it was time for Blackwing Lair,
Don't wear your Onyxia cloak, if you dare.

The first bosses were cake, Razorgore to Chromaggus,
Then Nefarian was as terrible as eating 100 lbs of Haggus.

But if you succeeded and got Nefarian down,
The smile upon your face would soon turn into a frown.

The Gates of AQ were now in our sights,
with Nature resistance needed for most of the fights.

When you got the gates open, and entered the zone
Your skills you would up, and your talent you'd hone.

Cuz this was not the place for the noobs,
Alot harder sh*t than clicking some cubes.

First was Prophet, where you needed some tanks,
or you would be sure to lose all of your ranks.

Next was Satura, and the famous Fankriss,
The gauntlet soon after, and yelling "PLEASE TANK THIS!"

After this came Huhu and the the Twins,
where your losses probably outweighed your wins.

But if you succeeded, and killed all of these bosses,
it was now time to face the master, colossus

This boss is called "The B*itch A$S C'thun"
I hope you don't get a gaze...that won't be fun.

This fight was the toughest, the meanest, the hardest.
Where if you lived, you knew you were the smartest.

But if your guild killed him, and you didn't use Prophet Haxx,
It was time for Frost Resist, and the all dreaded Naxx

This was the place that dropped set bonus Rings,
A place with alot of Bosses, and 4 deadly Wings.

The Spider, Abom, Deathknight, and the Plague,
This was the time that you were missing, easy Rag.

But even if you cleared these wings four,
there were two deadly and evil bosses more.

Sapphiron and Kel'thuzad, the biggest and baddest.
If you had no FrR your GM was the saddest.

"WATCH OUT FOR THE BLASTS! SLOW DOWN THE GUARDS!
JESUS CHRIST YOU IDIOTS, THIS ISN'T THAT HARD!"

If you killed K'T and your guild was no longer afraid,
it was now time for the Burning Crusade

[Passionate]

After farmin Naxx for months, gettin our loot
I had a A$s-kandy and Ashbringer to boot.

It was now time for the burning crusade,
which came to an end of the 40 man raid.

My guild, world renown, my title was famous,
I was about to do something so evil, so heinous.

I decided that alliance was not my home,
So I packed my bags, and left Alliance alone.

It was time for a fresh new start, a new beginning,
a place where my losses were less than my winnings.

I decided to play my Priest, on Horde
landed myself in a good guild and scored.

60-70 was cake, I could have done that in my sleep,
Hellfire citadel was cleared, no need for a sheep.

I went to Zangarmarsh, and tripped balls on the shrooms,
Healin through SP and UB, I couldn't even go oom.

I headed to Terrokar, with the Tombs and the Halls,
I cleared through that sh*t, even though I was still trippin balls.

Next was Nagrand, home of some World PvP.
and I never let those mastery quests, get the better of me.

When I was done, there I decided to head to the Hills,
where BEM was able to give gold and pay bills

After the Mountains crumbled, and I stood on the top,
Netherstorm was in my sights, and I would not stop.

Mechanar? What is this sh*t a joke?
Blizzard, please make it difficult, "what? were you on coke?"

After I ploughed through the Storm, I was onto the Valley,
where I heard Illidan was chillin, gettin ready to rally.

You know I killed that sh*t, even though I'm specced Holy,
"Passionate, is the greatest, the worlds best Trolly"

I hit 70 in no time flat...like 4 days played
But now, my fun was to get underway

It was time for the Kara key, that terrible chain,
a thing that was a thing of beauty and pain.

I got my key and was ready to start,
Attunemen down in 1 shot...........it broke my heart!

"I THOUGHT KARA WOULD BE HARD, MAYBE UNIQUE!
FU*K YOU BLIZZARD, YOU SICK FU*KIN FREAKS!"

But then I moved to Moroes and Maiden,
and you could say that my plate was laden.

But those 2 b*tches went down with ease,
and then the Opera was soon brought down to its knees.

I headed for Curator, an interesting fight,
but working hard, brought him down in a night.

After him, it was time for the Shade of Aran,
"A DPS race?" I'm not really a fan.

Shade died, obviously, and cleared the way,
for a game of chess...Now that's fu*kin gay

Killed chess, 1 shot, I didn't even wince,
Now it was time to conquer the prince.

Prince, what a fairy, that sh*t is hilarious,
When we killed him I wasn't vicarious

After we went for the others,
killed those B*tches, then their retarded brothers

With KZ done, it was time for some more,
Gruul and Highking...ate the floor

SSC was next in the path,
where, no racism intended, nagas felt the wrath.

Hydross and Lurker, man are you serious?
The simplicity of this game is making me delirious

Leo, Fathom and Tide, you were a bit harder,
but good thing for my team, we were alot smarter

Then it was Vashj, who reminds me of Yoda
Now Blizzard was finally filling their quota

This fight was hard, took some skill and some brains
Not easy sh*t like killing the chains

But she soon toppled, and SSC evaporated,
Looking for something harder, TK emancipated.

Al'ar, was neat, watch out for the Quill,
Blow us up on on Solarion, and pay my bill

Void Reaver was cake, and was stomped to the ground,
Yet still, my T5 shoulders have not been found

Finally Blizzard matched my needs,
Kael was a fu*kin b*tch of a fight, indeed.

So coming from Naxx, until now was it easy,
Kael was the only fight that did please me.

But SoW, since we are godly, took down that elf,
and I was finally pleased with myself.

We got the attune, now time for Hyjal,
where on the first night, Rage did fall...

Right now, my dreams came crashing down,
"FU*K YOU BLIZZARD, RAGE WAS A CLOWN!"

I finally thought this was the end of the fun,
because Rage was so easy, I mean...down in 1?

But then the the rest of Hyjal took some work,
until Archimonde, who was a big mean jerk.

"STAY OUT OF THE FIRES, CLICK YOUR TEARS!
THIS FIGHT IS FU*KIN CRYSTAL CLEAR!"

I had to make fun of you all for dying,
because all this stupid sh*t made me start crying

I mean really, that fight isn't hard,
it's fu*kin funny, like that new class the Bard

But never mind that, we killed him no biggie,
but now was time for BT, let's fu*kin Jiggy

Najentus was cake, all you needed were heals,
the Supremus, all you needed were heels.

Then to Akama, is that actually a Boss?
I hate blizzard more now, than I hate Randy Moss

But the fights did get harder, we now were at Teron,
but we killed him and his gear we are wearin...

That is all of BC that I know,
and I await Illidan and his final show.

Until then, I am done, no more progression raps
maybe I'll spit it live, you better run fraps