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03-24-2008, 03:00
So you rolled a female spellcaster. Good for you! I suppose you could use some help in getting the most out of your draenei, gnome, or.... blood elf *shudders*. You've come to the right place because this is what this guide is all about. Sit tight and relax, I'm going to guide you through 1-60 as a female clothie.
What you'll need
-100 gold
-Access to screenshots of gear
-Vaseline
-Tissues
The rules of getting the most out of your female character.
-Under no circumstances will you be allowed to wear a robe (tunics are fine), a tabard, or a shirt. These slots are banned. Helmet and cloaks must always remain hidden. Draenei only have to worry about helmets since female draenei have show cloak permanently disabled.
-All gear should reveal as much as possible.
-If you need satisfaction, Stormwind has the perfect private spot in the Dwarvern District. Horde will have to settle for Silvermoon City. You may go ahead and do it in public but why would you do it front of people? Sickos.
-Instancing for robes and pants is banned with one exception. Level 20-30, you may run Blackfathom Deeps for Gaze Dreamer Pants since there is no other upgrade availible that reveals as little as possible. You may instance for weapons however.
Levels 1-10: Start off by ditching your robe and shirt. You might as well go ahead and ditch your pants too, you'll be replacing them anyway. This is suprisingly not the sexiest you can make a female character. We'll get to that at around 30-40.
Levels 10-20: Time for your first shopping visit. You'll need an Aboriginal Loincloth or a Barbaric Loincloth and you must also hire a tailor to make you a Barbaric Cloth Vest. These will last you to the 20s.
Levels 20-30: Although sexy, it would be a very bad idea to try and extend the life of your loincloth. However, there are no other upgrades that looks similiar to the loincloth and thus, you are given permission to farm BFD until the Gaze Dreamer Pants drops. You could use some random green but remember, only the best for the ladies... temporarily.
Levels 30-40: Keep extending the life of the pants until level 36. After that, good lord almighty hightail it over to the nearest auction house immediatly and purchase Black Mageweave Leggings, Black Mageweave Vest, and some Clefthide Leg Armor. Have a high level (or your main) slap the Clefthide Leg Armor on your new pants and equip them. You will be using these pants for the rest of your 1-60 leveling. I also suggest slapping +150 health on the chest and using that for the rest of your 1-60 leveling too.
Levels 40-50: If you decided not to enchant your Black Mageweave Vest and keep it, hire a tailor to make you a Dreamweave Vest or you could go farm Uldaman for Grimlok's Tribal Vestments. I personally kept the Black Mageweave Vest and put +150 health on it on all 3 of my characters. If you can get the Dreamweave Vest to look like this http://www.wowhead.com/?screenshot=view&3.10021#63794 then for the love of god, get it.
Levels 50-60: There's not much else to say. Nothing availible at this stage is revealing and you can easily make either your Dreamweave Vest, enchanted Black Mageweave Vest, or Grimlok's Tribal Vestments last you the rest of the way. You should feel proud though for having leveled something so incredibly sexy.
There you have it, this is how you do 1-60 as a female clothie. By using this guide, you will have the inspiration to level her all the way to 60 because you can't keep your eyes off her. I have leveled a draenei priest, mage, and a gnome warlock using this method. I hope you too can experience the joy that is leveling a female clothie.
What you'll need
-100 gold
-Access to screenshots of gear
-Vaseline
-Tissues
The rules of getting the most out of your female character.
-Under no circumstances will you be allowed to wear a robe (tunics are fine), a tabard, or a shirt. These slots are banned. Helmet and cloaks must always remain hidden. Draenei only have to worry about helmets since female draenei have show cloak permanently disabled.
-All gear should reveal as much as possible.
-If you need satisfaction, Stormwind has the perfect private spot in the Dwarvern District. Horde will have to settle for Silvermoon City. You may go ahead and do it in public but why would you do it front of people? Sickos.
-Instancing for robes and pants is banned with one exception. Level 20-30, you may run Blackfathom Deeps for Gaze Dreamer Pants since there is no other upgrade availible that reveals as little as possible. You may instance for weapons however.
Levels 1-10: Start off by ditching your robe and shirt. You might as well go ahead and ditch your pants too, you'll be replacing them anyway. This is suprisingly not the sexiest you can make a female character. We'll get to that at around 30-40.
Levels 10-20: Time for your first shopping visit. You'll need an Aboriginal Loincloth or a Barbaric Loincloth and you must also hire a tailor to make you a Barbaric Cloth Vest. These will last you to the 20s.
Levels 20-30: Although sexy, it would be a very bad idea to try and extend the life of your loincloth. However, there are no other upgrades that looks similiar to the loincloth and thus, you are given permission to farm BFD until the Gaze Dreamer Pants drops. You could use some random green but remember, only the best for the ladies... temporarily.
Levels 30-40: Keep extending the life of the pants until level 36. After that, good lord almighty hightail it over to the nearest auction house immediatly and purchase Black Mageweave Leggings, Black Mageweave Vest, and some Clefthide Leg Armor. Have a high level (or your main) slap the Clefthide Leg Armor on your new pants and equip them. You will be using these pants for the rest of your 1-60 leveling. I also suggest slapping +150 health on the chest and using that for the rest of your 1-60 leveling too.
Levels 40-50: If you decided not to enchant your Black Mageweave Vest and keep it, hire a tailor to make you a Dreamweave Vest or you could go farm Uldaman for Grimlok's Tribal Vestments. I personally kept the Black Mageweave Vest and put +150 health on it on all 3 of my characters. If you can get the Dreamweave Vest to look like this http://www.wowhead.com/?screenshot=view&3.10021#63794 then for the love of god, get it.
Levels 50-60: There's not much else to say. Nothing availible at this stage is revealing and you can easily make either your Dreamweave Vest, enchanted Black Mageweave Vest, or Grimlok's Tribal Vestments last you the rest of the way. You should feel proud though for having leveled something so incredibly sexy.
There you have it, this is how you do 1-60 as a female clothie. By using this guide, you will have the inspiration to level her all the way to 60 because you can't keep your eyes off her. I have leveled a draenei priest, mage, and a gnome warlock using this method. I hope you too can experience the joy that is leveling a female clothie.