Things You Don't Want to Hear From DPSers

[Ihaveaplan]

Well there are the Things You Don't Wan't to Hear From Your Tank and Things You Don't Wan't to Hear From Your Healer. But, what about what you don't want to hear from a DPS class? Tell us the funny and stupid remarks they make, and please give us as much details as possible.

Me tanking
Warlock: *leaves party
Healer: /t why you leave?
Warlock: /r The tank sucks, he is fighting more than one guy at once

[spyder2200]

I had a rogue ask me to keep my mob sheeped while he dpsed it down so it wouldn't attack him i left the group shortly after that.

I notice while im tanking on my druid for pugs alot of people have issues with attacking your target if there is more then one mob they always feel like there a hero and start to dps down anouther mob draw agro forcing me to switch targets at which point they move toward the healer (why do they always go right next to the healer?) I get dazed have to charge in healer gets all flustered cuz there is now a mob in his face and cancels his heal and runs off a hunter will think this is a great time to start using multi shot usualy and break a cc somewhere makeing me have to run after anouther mob sometimes I think I am cursed when I get in groups like that but I just feel oh so much better when I get those groups where you run strait thru the whole instance never die and do it so quick you all just stayed group for a cpl more runs.

[MMOpwn]

In one heroic slave pens, the rogue said:

"I'm pretty good with bandages, can I heal?"

[spyder2200]

I've had people come up to me and bandaid me mid fight if I throw them a heal on my druid sometimes like uh guy wtf are you doing.