Blood Elves Make Me Sick, Especially My Lock

[Sixes]

This was my first time playing a Blood Elf and first off, Warlocks are the dark mages who dwelved to deep into magic where they got there dark powers, Blood Elves are too happy, which leads to the actual fact, they are characters geared towards the otherwise not straight forward community. I wanna throw up how pansy and @%#*# Blizzard made the Blood Elves (especially for a horde race). I mean everytime I see a Blood Elf Warlock or especially a Blood Elf Hunter, I just wanna slap the player when clearly the racials for a hunter point to Troll or Orc (also real horde characters), same for Warlock, they point to Orc or Undead.

now lets look at the obvious facts...


1. Blood Elfs dance is purely stupid, why?, napoleon dynamite was the dumbest kid alive, if i get ontop of the auction house and dance, it feels like i should have a skill to make a pole appear and let me earn my Auction House gold that way.

2. All my hairstyles are long, except for a short spikey style that still looks like its frosted with the blonde (Lance Bass?).

3. When we jump, we throw our hands down like were fragile to the wind.

4. Male Blood Elfs sit down to pee

5. We laugh like we havnt hit puberty yet

6. Are city looks like it was designed by a gay decorator, especially the brooms (fantascia?, there was some real dark sublimals about that move, perhaps more clear evidence or there generic blood line taking a curve instead of going straight?)




Meanwhile.. theres nothing wrong with female Blood Elfs.. Power to them..

[Gilgasm]

Ever notice how Blood Elves laugh.. they dramatize it to the point its like watching a movie..

Step 1 - High pitch laugh
Step 2 - Bend You back backwards
Step 3. Tilt your head back
Step 4 - bend wrists
Step 5 - pose

[Xavo]

All elves should be their own faction, so I can kill them on sight.

The fact that an elf race has joined the horde angers me to no end.

GET YOUR PANSY JUNKIE ASSES OUT OF HERE.

Your dances suck, your jokes suck, and the people that play them (minus Priests and Holy/Prot Paladins) should have rolled alliance.

[lollidan]

There's some problems with your accusations...first of all, BEs have a great racial for hunters, maybe not locks but definitely hunters. Hunters run out of mana pretty quickly in PvE if they go all out, and at that point they don't have much going for them...but the BE racial makes it so they can get a quick last resort boost of mana for 1 more concussive shot or 1 more scatter shot or trap, etc.

Secondly, Blood Elves are EVIL. They may appear to be affeminate (sp?) but they are cruel, sadistic, and relentless. Think about the low level BE quest where you polymorph students who do not do what they are told. To the students it wasn't out the the ordinary, they feared it but saw it coming. Anyways, I'm ranting here lol.

Thirdly, the BE jump animation isn't made to appear "weak." Imagine them flying off of a building at night, holding a dagger in hand, only to land on their intended victim. If you think of it that way I'd say it looks pretty cool.

Fourthly, the BE architecture is meant to be "arcane" like. Look at Shattrath city, similar architecture styles...why? Because it's meant to look arcane-ish!

And lastly, let me just add that I have a 70 male BE rogue, in almost full merciless gladiator gear and dual gladiator daggers (muti spec). And by no means do I look like a pansy--I look ******* badass.