SWATJester
08-06-2008, 12:19
So, without further ado, the top 10 things you can do in Age of Conan while on painkillers!
10. Roll an themed alt as a stripper.� Declare to the world that armor is for losers, and run around completely naked. Challenge yourself to grind your way to at least level 40 as such. Learn to use the emote commands, and dance seductively for players in Old Tarantia, then beg for money.
9. Get your guild together and each person play as an alt doing the scroll quest from Fabio. See how many of the monsters that it randomly spawns you can get in a public area at once.
8. Resource gather. Trust me, painkillers make this MUCH more fun.
7.� Rick Roll the OOC channel. Made even funnier when done with a character designed to look like Rick Astley.
6. Take a high level character into a� significantly lower level zone, and see how many mobs you can train on yourself. Then see how many you can kill in a single AOE attack.
5. If you're on a PvP server, become a bridge troll. Stand on a bridge and block it, demanding money from anyone who tries to cross. Bonus points if you threaten to bite them, or if your guild's name is "What now goats?"
4. See just how high you can get your murder rating. Try to max it out. Bonus points if you beat up a lower level player with something hilarious, like a broken oar, or your own fists.
3. Once your murder rating gets you kill-in-sight from the town guards, strip completely naked, and try to run through a major town, training the guards behind you, shouting "WE'RE GOING STREAKING! WE'RE GOING STREAKING THROUGH THE QUAD!" Bonus points if your character's name is Frankthetank.
2. Do a Sanctum run, and midway through, excuse yourself to take a shower in the blood fountain. Demand that nobody peek.
1. Troll the forums. Whine about how you plan to cancel your account, and then never do it. Declare your class to be nerfed, every other class to be overpowered, and cry loudly how Funcom legally has an obligation to buff your character into awesomeness or you'll sue them.
If you still have an active, unfrozen account by the time you've reached #1 on this list, congratulations! You've now beaten Age of Conan! You are the greatest gamer in the world and you should immediately begin grinding gold in order to pay for the sarcasm meter you're obviously missing.
10. Roll an themed alt as a stripper.� Declare to the world that armor is for losers, and run around completely naked. Challenge yourself to grind your way to at least level 40 as such. Learn to use the emote commands, and dance seductively for players in Old Tarantia, then beg for money.
9. Get your guild together and each person play as an alt doing the scroll quest from Fabio. See how many of the monsters that it randomly spawns you can get in a public area at once.
8. Resource gather. Trust me, painkillers make this MUCH more fun.
7.� Rick Roll the OOC channel. Made even funnier when done with a character designed to look like Rick Astley.
6. Take a high level character into a� significantly lower level zone, and see how many mobs you can train on yourself. Then see how many you can kill in a single AOE attack.
5. If you're on a PvP server, become a bridge troll. Stand on a bridge and block it, demanding money from anyone who tries to cross. Bonus points if you threaten to bite them, or if your guild's name is "What now goats?"
4. See just how high you can get your murder rating. Try to max it out. Bonus points if you beat up a lower level player with something hilarious, like a broken oar, or your own fists.
3. Once your murder rating gets you kill-in-sight from the town guards, strip completely naked, and try to run through a major town, training the guards behind you, shouting "WE'RE GOING STREAKING! WE'RE GOING STREAKING THROUGH THE QUAD!" Bonus points if your character's name is Frankthetank.
2. Do a Sanctum run, and midway through, excuse yourself to take a shower in the blood fountain. Demand that nobody peek.
1. Troll the forums. Whine about how you plan to cancel your account, and then never do it. Declare your class to be nerfed, every other class to be overpowered, and cry loudly how Funcom legally has an obligation to buff your character into awesomeness or you'll sue them.
If you still have an active, unfrozen account by the time you've reached #1 on this list, congratulations! You've now beaten Age of Conan! You are the greatest gamer in the world and you should immediately begin grinding gold in order to pay for the sarcasm meter you're obviously missing.